When working with high voltage/amperage equipment, even if you are sure you turned off the power, use your right hand and put your left in your pocket; this keeps any unexpected power from arcing through your heart
I'm quite certain this tip has saved my life, or at least kept me from needing CPR or a 911 call
If you cut up some hot peppers, wash your hands at least 3 times before touching your girlfriend where she pees.
That's actually how I lost my virginity. My boyfriend was fingering me, and my vaj started hurting because he had chilli on his hands. I was so horny but it hurt so much, that I decided we'd have sex :P
Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.
Be honest. Be honest all the time. This will enable you to be lazy and not have to remember as much.
ctrl+P during a PowerPoint presentation and you can draw on your slides with a mouse.
F6 highlights your address bar.
ctrl-L and alt-d also do this, on firefox at least.If you walk outside and see a naked man running down the street, cock flapping in the wind, you run with that man, because there is some scary stuff coming the other way.
Don't get a pet if you aren't prepared to commit to it for years to come.
As a man with a 21 year old turtle, I couldn't agree more. And be prepared to spend a lot of money.You can't fuck a crazy girl sane.
I'm sure you're spending even more now that he's old enough to drink.
You should have kissed her.
you motherfucker.If I've learned anything from my internet provider about connection issues, its:
Step 1. Reset your modem by removing the power cable for at least 30 seconds and then plugging it back in.
Step 2. Restart your computer.
Step 3. If you're still having connection issues, repeat steps 1 and 2 above until it works.
If someone tells you their name, repeat it back to them immediately for retention. Then use it in conversation right then and there and they'll remember you.
Use a condom.
If you're looking to hook up with women, hit on them in places where they aren't expecting to get hit on ie grocery store, book store...places where their guard isn't up.
Clicking links with the Middle-Mouse (scroll wheel) will open them in a new tab.
Bonus: It will also close a tab
If you're using Firefox or Chrome, middle clicking on the back or forward button opens either in a new tab.Check your face (before leaving the house)
To avoid frostbite, put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket!
Do not, under any circumstances, say any of the following things to an angry female:
Calm down.
It's not a big deal.
I don't know why you're so mad about it.
Ignoring this advice WILL land you a pleasant stay in the ICU.
A Banana opens easiest from the bottom.
Technically, that is the top. It grows with the stem pointing to the ground.Treat her at 8am how you want to be treated at 8pm
↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
Disregard females. Acquire currency.
Don't forget to bring a towel!
Don't panic!
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